hanukkah harry
a very funny guy that helps santa claus and lives in isreal.
he has a brother who helps named santa cohen and his sister’s name is yenta claus. they have a cousin named schmanta claus and they all love hanukkah.
so, what’s rabbi ebenezer’s problem and why do so many jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing hanukkah harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?
“hey, can you keep a secret?”
the jewish equivlant of santa claus.
hanukkah harry wips santa claus -ss!
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