Carchitecture
carchitecture is architecture that is car-centric, like drive-thrus street side parking lots, strip malls, single story businesses, and most building types or rules dedicated to drive by traffic. also, safety islands, mandated set-backs, cul-de-sacs, fenced in parking, highway fuel stops and rest areas. often the needs of people are secondary or non-existent to the needs of the car in a carchitecture environment. exists mostly in the exurbs, or in suburbia. may cause depression and antisocial behavior.
i can’t stand how everything is so far away from your house even though it’s right next door! because of all this friggin’ carchitecture i have to walk around three fences to get a quart of milk. next time i go i’m bringing my wire cutters.
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