Hanut
a manchild obsessed with buffness and women.
a hanut will sometimes be full of sh-t, making up stories of non-existant s-xual encounters with (usually ugly) women. hanuts have also been known to work out excessively, and pec-dance at awkward moments (normally after yelling”look at my nipples”). although a hanut is usually quite strong, they are also very lazy; know to refuse walking 1.5 blocks and offering the idea of taking a cab instead.
hanuts can also make very good bros, offering options of suiting up, and d-ck in a box-ing people. they can also make good pillows to create awkward bus/train rides.
ugh, what a hanut
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