happles


happy + apples = happles
bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr
a male teacher that is really poor and likes it up the -ss.
look at happle bending over to get the penny off of the ground but what he really is doing is getting other guy’s to notice his -ss.
hennessey mixed with apple juice
mix the hen and apple, we call it happle
an apple which is happy. this is a well known word among the internet jockeys. google it under pictures to find the origins of the word.

(happy+apple=happle)
i’m hungry, anyone want a happle?

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