Happy Boner


an erection you get from pure happiness. completely non-s-xual.
guy 1: dude, my girl got me modern warfare 2 before the release date!

guy 2: uhhh, check yourself dude

guy 1: don’t worry, it’s just a happy b-n-r.

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