Happy Cobra


a legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform c-nn-l-ng-s on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.
ever since joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. how’d you hurt your back dave – working on the happy cobra? i heard that mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

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