Happy cracker


the h-m-s-xual act of scr-ping the sm-gm- of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
paul: my boyfriend, jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

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