happy cream


a family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

a covert way of drawing attention to a s-m-n stain or residue on someone’s clothing or body.
elizabeth: “so megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend xmas with you and harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom”.
megan: “thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and phillip also.
elizabeth: “just one thing before you go…i suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe harry’s happy cream from your cheek, dear. the paparazzi will have you for f-cking breakfast if you go out in that state”.
megan: “yes ma’am”
sandringham palace december 2017

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