Happy ending
when a m-ssouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral s-x or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
“i was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?”
when getting a rub down by an asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. they then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
dave chappelle: hey baby, can i get a happy endin’? -pause- she didn’t say no!
when a girl (usually asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your c-ck, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, ‘you want happy ending?’
the perfect ending to the weekend was getting happy ending from kako last night at the m-ssage parlor.
an expression for having s-x at the end of a date.
after dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, brie ann invited tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. having s-x was the happy ending for the date.
when using firefox, you keep one tab open with the s-xiest picture/video on the internet…to help you finish the task.
omg i used to use 2girls1cup as my happy ending…but now it’s just not good enough. i need to watch 8girlsnocup to get anywhere near finishing.
it is an ending that ends with everyone happy, and is not dirty or s-xual in any way. fah and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.
awww… you two are so cute, i see the princess and bear happy ending
i love happy endings
what happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.
when the thai girl refused to jack off my p-n-s, we knew the m-ssage is not going to have a happy ending.
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