Happy Flaps


a bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich
i tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with f-nny batter, opened up like a wizard’s sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!
a particularly lippy v-g-n-.
dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.

why don’t you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.

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