happy gargoyle
the s-xual act of furiously or aggressively preforming -n-l s-x either using a p-n-s or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
frank: so how did last night go with carol?
ted: well we started to bang and i thought i f-ck her up the -ss. i think i did it a bit to rough though.
frank: why do you say that?
ted: cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
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