happy girlfriend
something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. other than that, that sh-t ain’t real.
guy 1: yo so last night i think i actually had a happy girlfriend
guy 2: what did you buy her?
guy 1: make up
guy 2: nice…
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