happy helper


when the female is wearing a paperbag with a smiley face (drawn or cut out) concealing her facial ugliness while having s-xual intercourse. typically used to make up for b-tterfaces
that b-tterface would look hotter as a happy helper

m: hey, lets wear masks while we have s-x

f (during s-x): what happened to your mask?

m: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great

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