Happy Hogging
what one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. a farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. bon voyage for nail the whale. a good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fats-x with a plumper.
i asked fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. he said yes. i told him, “happy hogging!”
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