Happy Holidays You Bastards


an act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. this conflict can be past or present.
(incoming call from your brother back home)…gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

gabe: happy holidays you b-st-rds!!!!

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