happy hour
where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.
kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.
time when you go to the bar and drinks are half off. time when most cheap people get f-cked up.
also see crunk
i was so messed up after happy hour i went out went down on the guy with the manb–bs!
situation when you wake up 1 hour before alarm, and realise that you can sleep that period.
oh it’s 6am, i have 1 more hour… happy hour…. zzzzzzz!
takes place usually every friday from 4-7pm. used to celebrate the upcoming weekend, break from work, school. adults usually go to a bar and drink, teenagers throw a special occ-ssion, go to their friends house, maybe go to their girlfriends/boyfriends place and have s-x, (for some reason teens do it these days), or just chill. has been banned in boston and the rest of m-ssachusetts.
hey, schools out, wanna do happy hour smoke some cigs at my place and get stoned?
yo man! lets go to the bar and crack offensive jokes about our boss at happy hour tonight bro!
the first hour of a exam session after which students are allowed to leave the examination hall.
rob has studied whole night for the exam therefore he isn’t leaving at happy hour.
happy hour use to be about hitting the bars on a friday evening to start off the weekend properly. bars knew this and offered happy hour deals for beers on tap and well drinks typically between 4pm-7pm. apparently over the last few years restaurants have decided to sh-t all over that and make it about food deals and any time of the day or week, so it’s no longer about letting off a bit of steam and starting the weekend off properly but instead it’s about shoving as much food in your face for under $10.
i was invited to go out for happy hour but it was on a sunday at noon.
derived from the mullet-descriptor ‘business in the front, party in the back’, the stage where a man’s hair is too long in the back to be considered acceptable or uniform with the rest of the hair, and too short to be considered a mullet.
person 1: ” dude, what’s going on with your hair? two more weeks without a trim and you’ll be a full on joe dirt.”
person 2: “yeah, i know; i need to get rid of this happy-hour asap! and, its pr-nounced ‘dirte.'”
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