happy new year


(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of september or the beginning of october, indicating they were conceived on new year’s eve/day.
“what’s up with that group birthday party?”

“each one is a happy new year. i heard on the radio october 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation.”

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the celebratory point of when a guy pulls his p-n-s out of a v-g-n- then shoots his load all over shouting, “happy new year”.
after a great s-xession jack pulled out and came all over janes chest shouting, “happy new year”.
the phrase used at the new year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes january 1.
guy 1: happy new year!!!

guy 2: yo happy new year!!!

guy 3: yo but that new year tho!!

guy 2: oh shoot! yo its mah boy! happy new year!!

anthony favata: happy new year!!
a phrase a girl says when she wants to give someone head.
(girl suddenly feels the urge to give someone a bl-wj-b)
“happy new year!”

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