happy not-a-parents’ day
greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.
girl: “babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
guy: “happy not-a-parents’ day my love!”
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