happy nuggets
a special, home-grown recipe, designed to fulfill and nurish that of every single person’s happiness; nuggets home-sliced, and cooked to perfection from the groin of a 15 year-old male, kept in captivity since age 6. the male is refrained from any sort of “excess” or anxiety relieving, to ensure maximum quality of the delicacy’s inner filling, a time-honored ingredient that has won america’s hearts for over a decade.
mmmmm, great happy nuggets, mom! could i have another? don’t say no! how could you, after all, they are the healthiest and most savory treat in all the land! 🙂
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