Happy Seal


when a woman spreads her b-tt cheeks apart while the man -j-c-l-t-s between said spread b-tt cheeks. after the man has -j-c-l-t-d on the -n-s the woman then proceeds to open and close her b-tt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of s-m-n). she will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

this will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
man a: hey check out that chick’s -ss

man b: ya, i bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

man a: that would be funny as h-ll to see her humiliate herself while i am s-xually pleased.

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