happy sperm
sperm that is being -j-c-l-t-d esp. into the v-g-n-l,oral, or -n-l orifice of a hottie.
“my god, luke, did you see the -ss on that b-tch with the skinny f-ckstick.”
“he may be a f-ckstick, but he has some happy sperm.”
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- Harassment
har-ssment is the act of bullying somebody based on their s-xuality, race, religion, size, hair color, or anything like that. it is not considered har-ssment if you are just arguing unless one party is bullying you. dude that’s not har-ssment.
- Harriet Winslow
a thick patch of pubic hair surrounding a womans -n-s. usually occurring when the v-g-n-l region has been shaved or brazilian waxed. d-mn girl!! when we was doing it earlier your harriet winslow was ticklin my b-lls.
- Harry Squatter
when a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his -sshole. hey tommy, check out harry squatter over there! demeaning nickname for harry potter and the hogwarts books. i hate harry squatter books
- harvest hack
a seasonal affliction most common in the fall. primarily occurs in communities where marijuana is produced. symptoms include a chronic and persistant cough, accompanied by wheezing. dude, chris has h-lla got the harvest hack. . .
- Hashtagging
hashtagging (v.) the act of having s-x while smoking hash. derived from “to tag” meaning, “to have s-x with,” and “hash” meaning “hash.” “we were bored & nothing was on tv, so becky and i spent the evening #hashtagging