Happy Traffic CD


a particular compilation cd (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.
happy traffic cd track list:

1. “ants marching” – dave mathews band
2. “flagpole sitta” – harvey danger
3. “my own worst enemy” – lit
4. “rockin’ the suburbs” – ben folds
5. “amsterdam” – guster
6. “the impression that i get” – mighty mighty bosstones
7. “lay down sally” – eric clapton
8. “stuck in the middle with you” – steve miller band
9. “i wanna hold your hand” – the beatles
10. “down to earth” – barenaked ladies
11. “i love music” – flunk
12. “no rain” – blind melon
13. “draggin’ the line” – r.e.m.
14. “imitosis” – andrew bird
15. “jimi thing” – dave mathews band
16. “viva la vida” – coldplay
17. “i’m yours” – jason mraz
18. “the way i am” – ingrid michaelson

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