happy wipe
the cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation c-m and love juices. generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
p-ss me the happy wipe from under the bed. i need to wipe your sp-nk off my face before it dries.
mom: why are little johnny’s socks always so stiff?
sister: because he’s using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
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