happy xgiving
thanksgiving’s version of merry xmas. short for happy thanksgiving, only better cuz now you don’t have to be thankful for anything!
i love xgiving! i get to be a gluttonous lazy b-st-rd and im still not thankful! happy xgiving everyone!
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