harbanje
a harbanje is the first dump of the morning after a heavy night’s drinking. don’t pretend that you don’t know how satisfying that first cr-p of the day is. your body, after hours of heavy-duty punishment, bad dancing and disturbed sleep, is making its first attempt to kick out all the sh-t (quite literally) that you’ve filled it with. once it’s plopped out, you feel at least 3000% better, at last ready to face the world outside with a respectable (yet not excessive) amount of fresh-faced enthusiasm.
please note that, while harbanje can be used in many of the contexts -ssociated with its everyday cousin, the sh-t, it is not quite as versatile: it is merely a noun and cannot be used as a verb or an adjective. there is much possibility for incorrect usage.
“i’m off to take a harbanje”
“that was one satisfying harbanje”
“i’ve never been so happy after a harbanje in all my drunken life”
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