Hard as Tits


desciribes the hardness or fort-tude of an object or person(makes you wonder who’s t-ts they’re feeling).
“g-dd-mnit! these fishsticks are hard as t-ts!”
describes the strength, fort-tude, or solidity of an object.
g-dd-mn it, these fish sticks are hard as t-ts.
when something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

harder than a black man’s raging b-n-r, something that is “hard as t-ts” is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
dammit, these fish sticks are as hard as t-ts!!!!!!

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