Hard Candy
an underage girl – often aged 12 to 16 – who is particularly attractive and/or gullible. in other words, a pedophile’s dream. see lolita.
all of the teen sites now are like dedicated to hard candy.
internet slang for an under-age girl.
pedo – “wow, dude! i met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!”
a movie starring ellen page. since it’s release it’s pretty much impossible to search for hard candy and not get the movie. hopefully one day someone will release a movie called r@ygold so all pedophile f-ggots who search for r@ygold will be greeted by a link to the imdb page.
we can only hope
hard candy is a good movie
1.) an underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.
2.) the one counting crows alb-m where singer adam duritz doesn’t seep extremely depressed.
1.) theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.
2.) counting crows fan: last night i was so happy, i was listening to the alb-m “hard candy” by counting crows!
other guy: isn’t that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his p-n-s “mr. jones?”
an underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. when she turns 16: it’s legal to date her as an adult.
yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to candy!
1)a creepy movie about pedophiles
2)the act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.
elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.
something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part…oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the “candy.”
boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course…what are you doing? ahhhhhh
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