Hard Dad


a term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(they have the power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

if they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn’t, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the hard dad’s daughters.

-this could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(your at this chicks house party)
holy sh-t, hard dads back and hes gonna kill us all

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