hard delete
when you get hammered to the point of remembering nothing, making a complete fool out of yourself, p-ssing a lot of people off but refusing to hear the stories when your friends tell you about them. rather, you’d prefer to hard delete the night act like it never happened.
friend: do you remember last night calling your ex and telling him he was the love of your life and you’d never love anyone like him, then using a wedding china to make nachos only to break it and spilling a gl-ss of red wine all over your cashmere sweater…..
you interjecting: i don’t need to hear any more. let’s hard delete last night.
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