when you poor as f-ck
ryan is in hard financial times\
- ankle cancer
ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility. rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather. suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it lessens the symptoms. sipping bourbon and/or […]
- flaming lesbian
jaedyn. jaedyn was all up in that girls coochy. she’s such a flaming lesbian
an individual who supports the movement for the equality of melons. “hey bill, melon equality is on the rise, it’s a good day to be a melonist”
- Drew Glakson
when you shove your head into a man’s -rs- and begin having a seizure. “yo! i just saw donald trump, he drew glakson’d bernie sanders!
when someone leaves their social media login unattended and another person seizes the opportunity to post under their guise. sh-t, dude, i left my facebook open and caught my sister pooheading that i leave my underwear on the couch.