Hard-On Factor
the hidden purpose of all female fashion and the “beauty industry” that supports it — namely, to help to generate male erections. sometimes abbreviated to “the h.o. factor,” it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heteros-xual women.
she: i looooooove the new chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
he: but they completely lack the h.o. factor.
she: the whaaaat??
he: the hard-on factor: they are absolutely not arousing … not even a twitch ….
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