hard on

when the p-n-s is aroused and expands to it’s full length
kiersten : mmmmmmmm! mmmmmmmm!
chad : mmmmmmmmm! mmmmmmmm!
kiersten : i do love kissing you chad and it makes you get a hard on would you like a bl-wj-b?
chad : yes please!
chad : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
chad : you know this reminds me of the other day when me and jim were kissing we got hard on’s and took turns sucking each other’s d-cks!
kiersten : reallly i just gave you an amazing bl-wj-b and your going to talk about your g-y experience with jim.
chad : i’m not g-y i’m bicurious!
kiersten : well sounds like your g-y to me!
chad : i gotta go jim want’s me to take a shower with him!
kiersten : g-y!
chad: bicurious!
erect p-n-s; see: b-n-r
long dong silver could never get a real hard on, because his p-n-s was so long.
an erect p-n-s.
see also b-n-r,stiffy etc.
‘when bob saw jenny by the pool in her bikini he got a big hard-on’
‘when my dog licks my b-lls i get a hard-on’
man’s most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity, and the one potentially most exciting to a woman. it looks like a rocket ready to be launched, and has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy.
it signals to a woman that a guy is ready and able to have s-x with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. for that reason, it is a serious though common mistake for a guy to be embarr-ssed or self-conscious when he has an erection.
freshman year, after pulling an all-nighter, i stripped and got in bed, only to wake a half hour later with an urgent need to p-ss. i got up without waking enough to know i was naked, much less that i had wood, and walked down the hall to the bathroom. only as i walked past the open door of another room down the hall and saw a woman grad student staring at me with wide eyes did i look down and see i was sporting the most giant hard-on i’d ever seen in my life. afterwards, she kidded a male grad student we were both friends with that i had a better body than he did. he replied, “you’ve seen more of it than i have.”
the act of the p-n-s getting hard/stimulated/an erection
the boy announces to the cl-ss that he has a hardon.
an erection of the penile variety. can i say erection on the internet?
oi, cowboy from the village people! did the leather man give you a hard on?
slang word for the fast-food chain hardee’s.
do you want to go to hardee’s, barfy’s, pizza sl-t, or taco smell?
an erected p-n-s (b-n-r, stiffy, chubby)
when she comes over to me, i get a hard on and it dont stop till tomorrow one of these days im gonna c-m, in mah pants