Hardened asshole


a serious condition, mostly affecting the english population, in which ones -sshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

a word of caution: does not mean one is into b-tt stuff
bl–dy h-ll, i wish i hadn’t pulled a porky last night and eaten so much indian food while drinking! now i have a hardened -sshole.

whoa, bro, just coz i have a hardened -sshole doesn’t mean i’m into b-tt stuff. i’m a good boy.

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