Hardpooning Whale
an instrument used in the hunt for land mammals that exceed 350 lbs. instrument used after cultural drinks and eye sight becomes accentuated for large mammals after 2am
trybeard: hey w its 2am shouldnt you be hardpooning whale?
w: there she blows.
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