Hardware Dandy
also known as an ‘overclocker’. these people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. typically a male persuit for those who don’t own a car which they can customise. their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.
saddo dude: “man dig this – when i flick the power b-tton this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in bejing. its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale’s b-lls off, and it runs so fast that i’ve sorted out all the processing for s.e.t.i.”
cool guy: “have you got a girlfriend yet? man, you hardware dandy types should get out more often”
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