Hardwick’s DIsease


when you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. pr-nouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that ‘deserve a comeback’. started with chris hardwick’s need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
steve : “what’s wrong with tom? he’s wearing a scarf in the middle of summer”
toby : “he has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters”
steve : “full blown hardwick’s disease”

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