Hardwood floors
a clean shaved p-ssy
is she a natural blonde? i don’t know,she had hardwood floors.
when a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. no more “carpet”, so it must be hardwood floors.
i hate it when chicks have a big bush, i prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. either way, she has to shave the thing.
a shaved v-g-n-l area. one who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.
does the carpet match the drapes?
no, i dont have carpet. i have hardwood floors.
a completely shaved p-ssy
do the curtains match the carpet?
i have hard wood floors.
when a girl shaves her pubic area
“hey, i was sitting next to samaira in cl-ss. she let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!”
what i’ve got going on down there
i’ve got a hrd wood floor in my pants.
another term for the male p-n-s (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term “carpet” or “tile floors”(referring to the female genitalia).
“i prefer hardwood floors to carpet!”(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)
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