haretoise
the ultimate hybrid between a tortoise and a hare. this creature has the best of both worlds as it is quick but also slow-and-steady. it would be wise to put your money on this creature to win the race.
mark: how is the haretoise fast and slow at the same time?
david: don’t question the haretoise mark!
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