Harlem Beatdown


when one of your friends is having s-x with a girl, typically one for whom you do not particularly care, you -ssemble a group of 39 of your closest friends. the forty of you, no more, no less, then hide in the closet of the room in which the intercourse is to take place. when your friend give the signal, or when you deem appropriate, all forty of you pile out of the closet, beat the sh-t out of the girl, and leave.
chrissy: joe’s taking tara to the dance this weekend
sam: well, you know what they’ll be doing afterwards, given her reputation
chrissy: yeah…what should we do about it?
sam: round up 38 friends and find a nice closet. we’re giving her a harlem beatdown
while having s-x with a black woman, a group of your friends pop out of a closet in the house you are having s-x with the woman in, beat the sh-t out of the black woman, and leave.
me and my buddies performed a harlem beatdown the other day.

Read Also:

  • +++

    used to log people out in the text-based mud days. +++ was a code that modems read as “please hang up now.” > shout ‘+++’ player1 has disconnected player2 has disconnected player3 has disconnected … …

  • pop the box

    a marching band term that the director yells when he is trying to get the bandies to point their horns to the press box. no one but the pit gets the double intondra come on kids pop the box

  • dame bamaged

    when a woman f-cks up your head similar to brain damage my friend joe got dame bamaged by a lesbo

  • Harlena

    large scary animal also known as, the man bear pig. it eats babies and likes to push old people down stairs. it believes that it cries black tears. it believes it is goth, but dresses preppy beyond belief. it can knock you across a basketball court with one tiny touch of her finger. its mating […]

  • hoxtonwanka

    the forgotten fifth horseman of the apocalypse…whimsy “stiches sent me a cabana bar t-shirt the p-ss/agg sh-t” , oh you’re so hoxtonw-nka


Disclaimer: Harlem Beatdown definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.