Harlem Blender


v. the act of defecating in one’s partner’s oral cavity. the defecating party then proceeds to insert their p-n-s- into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
-if the defecating party lacks a p-n-s or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.
i gave my girlfriend a harlem blender last night and now my d-ck stinks to all h-ll and i’m afraid to kiss her.

it’s always best to give your girlfriend a harlem blender before you break up with her.

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