Harolized
eating too much of one food results in your getting the sensation of feeling high. you can barely talk (if you do, you spit on the person sitting across from you), you start laughing uncontrollably, you don’t know what is going on, your stomach feels like it is going to burst, your 5 senses are impaired, your eyes become glazed, you drool, you’re red in the face, and your breathing is labored. yet while you are “harolized,” you manage to fight through it and eat on, attempting to conquer your entire meal!
trying to eat a gigantic stack of pancakes, or a huge deli sandwich. this feeling can happen with any food.
“dude, i’m harolized as f-ck right now.”
“yeah, i know, you just spit food on me and your eyes look a little glazed.”
“i feel like i’m high, and im so full.”
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