Harpole
this person is h-lla fine. their intellect and suave will be able to sweep you off your feet instantly. a harpole is also wizard on the dance floor and can make you laugh so hard you wet yourself. if you have ever had the privilege of meeting a harpole, consider yourself lucky. they are the perfect combination of s-xy and uber s-xy.
girl 1: did you see that guy out there?
girl 2: yeah, that guy is a total harpole!
girl 1: i am just green with jealous rage right now that i’m not dancing with him!
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