harpoon the whale
to have s-x with a fat girl. sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. fat girls are just so grateful.
jesus, did nik harpoon the whale last night. she was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.
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