Harpwn’d
the past tense of the word ‘harpwn,’ meaning ‘to be owned via harpoon.’
a: hey broski, did you see that train whale in the aisle behind us?
b: yeah, she’s enormous. people like that shouldn’t be allowed on any means of public transportation.
a: shall we harpwn that blubbery she-whale?
b. harpwn’d!
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