Harrison Ford
the greatest actor alive. teaches all the racist humans in 42 a lesson. so boss that people went back in time and named a car after him.
“it means someday you’re gonna meet g-d, and when he inquires as to why you didn’t take the field against robinson in philadelphia, and you answer that it’s because he was a negro, it may not be a sufficient reply!” -branch rickey, portrayed by harrison ford.
see look how mad he is
the 44th president of the united states.
get the h-ll off my plane” – harrison ford. the president. the man.
hollywood actor, who though talented in portraying many roles, is p-ssed off 24/7, shakes his finger at everyone and his ship always brakes down. i mean it, hes always mad its funny as h-ll!
“ah chewie!”
“get off my plane!”
“salah i said no cammels!”
the absolute greatest actor of all time
best roles-
1. indiana jones trilogy
2. star wars trilogy
3. air force one
see han solo and see indiana jones
i was watching indiana jones and the temple of doom when i decided that harrison ford is the greatest actor on the earth
genovial,amazing, g-d-like
people say and joke that chuck norris is amazing, but he has nothing on harrison ford.
the only actor whose career wasnt totally destroyed by being in star wars
harrison ford is still awesome
harrison ford – greatest roles ever! bladerunner, indy and hans solo
‘i hate snakes’ harrison ford
the only person ever known to survive a nuclear blast by climbing into a lead refridgerator and getting thrown 2 miles into the air.
harrison ford can survive nuclear blasts because he recognizes the valuble qualities of lead refridgerators.
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