Harvard Haymaker
this is a time-honored tradition among the harvard frat houses. find a b-tch who doesn’t swallow and get her super wasted. convince her to blow you and just before you c-m in her mouth, simultaneously punch the side of her head as hard as you can and push your d-ck down her throat as you c-m. that should be some of the best head you’ll ever get.
geoffrey s. lansbury, iv: “oh my, jeremy, the other night at kappa kappa kappa a young female was giving me some -special attention- if you know what i mean and i gave her the good ol’ harvard haymaker”
jeremy f. bathingstoke, v: “gee, geoffrey, what an eventful night! golly, i wish i could find me a gal like that”
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