Harry Shortcake
a mix of the harry houdini and the strawberry shortcake.
while doing someone doggy-style you pull out and spit on their back pretending you c-m and when they look back you blow a load in their face ( harry houdini ) then you punch them in the nose and make them bleed (strawberry shortcake)
female: godd-mn why’d you c-m there!
(looks back) (s-m-n+face)
(punch)
male: ha you bled on my j-zz
female: what a harry shortcake
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