harter
to break a 5 iron golf club over your knee. preferably your knee without the patrick ewing knee brace. then proceed to insert the grip part of the golf club in the women’s b-tthole. take the club part and put it in her v-g-n-. after this you can scream, “hole in two!”
doug was playing well until he gave the cart girl a harter. after that he became fl-stered and had a triple b-gey. it was worth it though.
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