Hartford High School
hartford high school is a small high school in middle vermont on the east side near the connecticut river. the mascot is the hurricane and our team colors are red white and blue…original as sh-t. it is infested with unnecessary drama (all can agree on this) but still manages to be a d-mn good school, nationally ranked among high schools. our sports teams are always compet-tive and our football, field hockey, and men’s lacrosse teams are consistently in the state-tournaments/playoffs. most teachers kick -ss, some should get their -sses kicked, but all around hartford is a d-mn good school and an awesome place to grow up.
“where did you graduate?”
“hartford high school.”
“oh, in connecticut?”
“no, vermont…”
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