Hartlepool
town situated in north east england,
1 hour south of newcastle.
great attractions such as: historic quay, marina, lawrence, divvy sharon..
moe: this towns a sh-t hole
trev: be gratefull you don’t like in hartlepool.
and
moe: isnt hartlepool were lawrence is?
trev: yes im related to him.
a town full of f-cking idiots that won’t stop putting pictures about how big there shlong is from urban dictionary, the majority of them are virgins other then when they were -n-lly raped by a family friend as young’ins, the towns an absolute sh-thole full of smackheads/attention seekers & sl-ts!
stay the f-ck away from hartlepool unless you want aids.
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